I have far to many joke/witty t-shirts. It’s becom­ing a prob­lem. Well, not so much a prob­lem see­ing as I don’t want to stop, but an addic­tion, at least. Keeps me off the streets.

Yes, that’s right kids! Tell your dealer good­bye and worry no more about wind­ing up naked on the roof of an office build­ing after a bad trip (and some other art­icles from the web, too).

As an iPhone user, I have a lot of friends who are com­pletely against everything Apple (don’t know why) but love to mock the iPhone whenever I get it out to read a mes­sage or find out if we’re walk­ing the right way (via Maps).